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Platino Brillante
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DEA agent

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ****ing badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR ****ING BADGE!"

 

y quiero kudo aunque no se pa que tiznaos sirven jajaja

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lolys68
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JEJEJ MUY BUENO!! Y MEJOR AUN SI LE CLAVO LOS CUERNOS EN EL "OVETHER" :smileyvery-happy:
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macorino99
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That was a good one

landy52forever
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lolys68 ha escrito:
JEJEJ MUY BUENO!! Y MEJOR AUN SI LE CLAVO LOS CUERNOS EN EL "OVETHER" :smileyvery-happy:

un buen premio a la prepotencia! Kudo para el toro! :Inlove:

greatwaters
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I like it!

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Platino Brillante
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gracias, gracias jeje
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ya lo habia leido pero igual me volvi a **** de risa jajajajjaa kudooooooo!! :Hahaha:

Feliz dia de Gracias!