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isabellarosa
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PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS...lol

PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS

MONGA-------Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness is unknown by the American Medical Association and only understood by 
doctors of Puerto Rican origin. 

PATATU------Attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time. Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected by medical technology. Victims tend to be males and females over the age of 50 years. 

SERENO------Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is sprinkled by a mysterious substance produced by the night air. There are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children must not be taken out at night without proper headgear or risk of contamination is certain. 

EMPACHE-----Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a large Puerto Rican meal. (alka seltzer is completely ineffective)

CUERPO COLTAO----Frequent and mild condition of unknown etiology. Symptoms include but are not limited to fatigue, lack of energy and chronic whining. 

MOñO PARAO------Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general unpleasantness. 

COCOTAZO---also referred to as the 'Fuacate'.. The crippling effect from a closed fist with the middle finger slightly raised above the others....then comes the quick snap of the wrist. Usually landing on the top of victims head.....(a favorite of fathers and grandfathers). 

CHICHON-----Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall after a 'Patatu'. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected encounter of the 'cocotazo'. 

If you have not encountered or witnessed these disorders, then you are not a typical Puerto Rican...

 

Falto... amotetao, guatapanaso, chancletazo, jinquetaso, y otros mas que no recuerdo.  Creo algunas de estas frases se usan en otros paises tambien.

Papel
donabarbara0
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te voy a meter una pescosa sabe mija:Jajaja:

Cristal
arcangeles17
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Re: PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS...lol

:Soyunangelito:Hola isabella. Esbaratao, escriquillao, espatarao, esloquillao, mamotrazo, esjuanengao, te voy a da hasta dentro del pelo, chiforove, divisor, bacinilla, se escocoto, le dio un yeyo, se esmando.

 

 

 

 

 

isabellarosa
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donabarbara0 ha escrito:

te voy a meter una pescosa sabe mija:Jajaja:


Echame la gracia aqui y la saliva en el piso. jajaja

Papel
donatellavergavi
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que mal

 

isabellarosa
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arcangeles17 ha escrito:

:Soyunangelito:Hola isabella. Esbaratao, escriquillao, espatarao, esloquillao, mamotrazo, esjuanengao, te voy a da hasta dentro del pelo, chiforove, divisor, bacinilla, se escocoto, le dio un yeyo, se esmando.

 

 

 

 

 


Te voy a dar una pescosa que vas a bailar como un trompo.

pajarracoterco
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Le vamos a meter una pescozaaaaaaa pa ke entiendan
emoticono, smiley, gif animado de risa, risas, carcajada, partirse de risa, risotadaemoticono, smiley, gif animado de risa, risas, carcajada, partirse de risa, risotadaemoticono, smiley, gif animado de risa, risas, carcajada, partirse de risa, risotada

isabellarosa ha escrito:

PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS

MONGA-------Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness is unknown by the American Medical Association and only understood by 
doctors of Puerto Rican origin. 

PATATU------Attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time. Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected by medical technology. Victims tend to be males and females over the age of 50 years. 

SERENO------Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is sprinkled by a mysterious substance produced by the night air. There are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children must not be taken out at night without proper headgear or risk of contamination is certain. 

EMPACHE-----Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a large Puerto Rican meal. (alka seltzer is completely ineffective)

CUERPO COLTAO----Frequent and mild condition of unknown etiology. Symptoms include but are not limited to fatigue, lack of energy and chronic whining. 

MOñO PARAO------Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general unpleasantness. 

COCOTAZO---also referred to as the 'Fuacate'.. The crippling effect from a closed fist with the middle finger slightly raised above the others....then comes the quick snap of the wrist. Usually landing on the top of victims head.....(a favorite of fathers and grandfathers). 

CHICHON-----Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall after a 'Patatu'. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected encounter of the 'cocotazo'. 

If you have not encountered or witnessed these disorders, then you are not a typical Puerto Rican...emoticono, smiley, gif animado de risa, risas, carcajada, partirse de risa, risotada

 

Falto... amotetao, guatapanaso, chancletazo, jinquetaso, y otros mas que no recuerdo.  Creo algunas de estas frases se usan en otros paises tambien.




Junior
llmalibull
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Re: PUERTO RICAN MEDICAL DISORDERS...lol

HAHAHAHA Y QUE SIGNIFICA PESCOZA?
Papel
donabarbara0
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pescosa es darte en la cara bien fuerte con la mano abierta

Papel
donabarbara0
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cuantas no coji yo.  con la mano alreves