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Star is still trying to get away from Max when Sam comes running in.

Sam-You guys won't believe who I met today!

Seth-Who?

Sam-Star!!!

Star-Oh yeah, your the fainting guy!

Sam-Huh?

Star-Um...Nothing.

Seth-ewwww I hate her, she probably was all over you right, because I hear she's a slu-t!

Star-What!

Sam-Yeah dude, she was all lets go to my tour bus and stuff and I was like chill out, I don't want Magna's left overs!

Him and Seth laugh. Star looks really mad.

Star-How dare you talk about me-her like that! No way in he-ll she ever want a boy band reject like you! And Magna's left overs! Are you on cr-ack, like she never let him-ewwww-I'm going to be sick.

Seth-Wow! Like what are you president of the I love Star fan club!

Star-And if I am!

Seth-Wow, she brainwashed you with her semi-dark supposedly meaningful pop music!

Star-Did he just call my-her music pop! He-ll No! It's Alternative! Not Pop!

Seth-Yeah you hear alternative! I hear pop!

Star gets mad and wants to hit Seth, but Sam stops her by getting in her way.

Sam-So Star number 1 fan, your pretty hot, want to go back to my room and watch a movie.

Star looks really mad.

Star-We like just met and your trying to get in my pants! What kind of girl do you think I am!

Seth-Your a Star fan, so he assumes a slu-t!

Sam-Nooo! I don't assume that, I kind of hope it, but I really wanted to know if you wanted to go watch a movie in my room, we are having a movie night later in my room, it's a good way to meet people.

Maxin-Oh yeah, I forgot about that, you should come, roomie! Unless you still dont want to be my roomie!

Seth-She's a Star fan so she probably thinks she's to good to be your roomie!

Maxin-You do!

MAx looks sad.

Star-You know what! I don't like you, boy! And I am going to prove you have no clue about me or Star! Max I love to be your roomie! And Sam I'll go see a movie in your room! Your going to regret that you ever hated Star!

Then Star storms out.

Sam-She's kind of dramatic! That makes her so hot!

Maxin-She's weird. But atleast she's my roomie! Yay!

Then Sam and Maxin leave to follow Star. Seth makes sure they are gone, then takes off his whig and glasses and other fake stuff and it's revealed to be Magna.

Magna-My love Star! This plan is so going to make you fall head over heals in love with me, I know it!

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Star keeps walking a lil mad

Sam- hey wait up babe

Star- don’t babe me

Sam- I was not talking to you ms. star lover, I was talking to max

Grabing max from her hand

Maxine- really? U called me babe, are you feeling ok every time I try to touch you, you threaten me that you are going to hurt me

Sam- well I changed my mind, what a brother can’t change his mind?

Maxine- of course you can

She is really excited and hugs him but he pushes her away

Sam- hey hey hey no one touches this ok

Maxine- but you grabbed my hand I thought it would be ok

Sam- never ok to touch ok I touch you don’t got that

Maxine- ok as long as you touch me im ok

Star- ewww that sounded nasty

Maxine- what?

Star- “ok as long as you touch me im ok”

Acting like max

Star- wow you are pathetic wanting him to touch you

Maxine- he is my dream man, and dang you are mean, I understand you don’t like me but you do not have to be so mean

Starts crying, star just looks at her thinking maybe she was a lil to harsh

Maxine- can I hug you, im so sad

Sam- sorry I said no touchy

Maxine- ahhhhh you do not like me either

Maxine starts crying

Sam- I do like you I just do not want you to get me dirty with your tears

Star- are you serous? Your girlfriend is crying and you care more about your clothes

Sam- she is not my girlfriend

Maxine- so now you are going to deny what we have a thing

Sam- what? But we..

Maxine- just admit it you do not like me

Sam- I I ..

Star- see max he ain’t worth it

Maxine- don’t talk about my man like that

Star- fine I won’t once he admits you two have a thing

Maxine- you’ll see, so what sam do we have a thing?

Sam- just looks at both of the girls who are crossed armed waiting for an answer

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Sam-Ummmm...

Then Seth walks over. Star rolls her eyes at him.

Seth-Hey guys what you talking about? How Alice loves her some Star!

Star-Dam-n what the he-ll did I-I mean Star do to you!

Seth-Nothing, just hate her! So what were you guys talking about?

Maxin-How my baby Sam loves me! Right baby?

Sam looks scared.

Seth-No Max when a guy screams he loves you in bed, it doesn' t necessarily mean he really loves,you, come on sweetie we went over this!

Maxin looks sad.

Maxin-But me and Sam didn't sleep together, yet.

Seth-Oh. Then Sam do you love Max?

Melissa- He-ll no! Who would love a sl-ut, needy girl like Max!

Everyone turns and sees Melissa on her cell phone walking toward them.

Sam(whispering)-The Anti-Christ has arrived!

Seth(whispering)-The Sexy Antichrist! I gladly go to he-ll to hit that(thinking) But se-x with her would mean nothing to me, my love Star. When we finally make love it will be magical!

Seth is staring at Star she frowns at him, Melissa notices Seth staring at Star.

Melissa-So new girl, who are you!

Star-who the he-ll are you, to talk to me like that! Hello do you know who I am!

Melissa-Uh No! Hello I just asked! WTF! Sam what's up with your new girl!

Maxin-Nothings up with me!

Melissa starts laughing.

Melissa-Sweetie, Sam would never claim you as his girl, maybe he do like all the other guys do and use you for se-x then dump your a-ss, but know guy wants you like that!

Max really starts crying. Star looks mad and Sam.

Star-You apologize to her, right now!

Then Star walks all close to Melissa.

Melissa-Or what!

Then Melissa walks closer to Star.

Seth-Catfight!

Sam comes in between them.

Sam-Look Melissa you need to apologize to my girl...Max.

Max gets all happy and runs and hugs Sam, he looks annoyed, but tries to act like he's not. Star stands there smiling at Sam, and Seth notices and gets a little angry.

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Maxine- I knew it you always wanted me

Hugging him

Star- aww that was so sweet of you to defend her like that

Sam- you really think so? I can do the same for you anytime but theres a little fee

Star- sorry I’ll pass you have to care for your little maxie girl here

Maxine- yeah he has to care for me now

Sam- sure can you back up please need my space

Melissa- this is a prank right are we on punked where the cameras?

Star- we are on punked ? How’s my hair?

Looking for a mirror

Seth- it looks way better than stars

Star- why do you have to say that about my.. My favorite rock stars hair

Seth- I’m just saying the obvious

Star- what did she do to you ?

Seth- nothing, chill momma

Star- don’t call me that

Melissa- stop it u two

Star- so now your gonna shut me up

Melissa- yes

Walking towards her

Seth- ok enough look sexy anti- christ

They all looked at him like what he say

Seth- did I let it slip?

Whispering to sam

Sam- yeah man good luck, me and my girl are leaving

Maxine- awww that sounds so nice

Sam- what?

Maxine- you said you and your girl

Sam- no I did not

Maxine- yes you did

They leave seth just stands there

Melissa- how does that go, that im a sexy anti- christ?

Seth- I never said that

Star- yes you did, I can’t believe you think she is sexy but you hate on me

Seth- what?

Star- I mean star

Seth- I can explain

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Seth-See I never said Star wasn't hot, she is, it's just I hate her!

Star-For no reason?

Seth-Yeah!

Star-What the he-ll is up with you and Magna hating on me for no reason! Wait?

Then Star stares at Seth and her eyes get all big and she realize it's Magna. She starts hitting him.

Star-What the he-ll Are you stalking me now!

Seth-Chill out Alice!

Star-You know My name is not Alice! Dumba-ss!!

She hits him more, Melissa stares.

Melissa-Then what's your name?

Star-Duh St-

Then Seth grabs and kisses her for a minute she forgets who she is kissing, but then she comes back to reality, pushes him off and slaps him hard, which turns Magna on, but he tries to hide it.

Melissa-Ok so I see you too are one of those couples!

Star-Were not a coup-

Seth-Couple officially until now!

Then Seth gets down on his knees.

Seth-My lovely Alice will you be my girl!

Star looks shocked, then knees him, while he's on the ground then storms off.

5 mins later...

Star is still walking, when Magna still dressed as Seth comes running toward her.

Star-What is your problem Magna! Why are you always doing this cra-p to me! What did I ever do to you!

Star has tears in her eyes, Seth stands there not knowing what to do, but he hugs her.

Seth(whispering)-Because I loved you and you broke my heart.

Star-What did you say?

Seth-Nothing!

Then Seth stops hugging Star. Star rolls her eyes.

Star-Just tell me why you dressed as this Seth guy and what the he-ll is this plan to torture me!

Seth(smiling)-Glad you asked! See it's a reality show! Called Celebs gone normal. It's where two celebrities competite to see who can make the better life as a normal person. So for about two weeks now I been under cover as this guy Seth pretending to be just an average college student!

Star-Ok how does that have to do with me?

Seth-Your the twist! See you are now a new contestant on the show aka my compettion. But not much, since I know I will win!

Star-He-ll No! I never agree to this!

Seth-You did! Remeber when I got you to sign that thing for the duet! Yeah I lied, it was all a set up for you to be on this show!

Star stares at him really mad!

Seth-Hold on Alice, that's not the best part! This is The viewers at home get to vote on a challenge they want us to do! And guess what this weeks is!

Star(looking really mad)-What?

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Star is holding her breath so much she looks like she is going to pass out. Stink Steve, is staring at her like he wants to jump her right there. Seth can tell and finds it so funny.

Stinky Steve-So what you say to you and me going behind the ally and get a little nausty!

Star-You already are nasty! When was the last time you took a shower!

Stink Steve- What year is it?

Star-2007.

Sinky Steve- About 7 years.

Star-What!

Stinky Steve- Hey it's not my fault my family lost all there money.

Then Steve looks sad and Star feels bad,

Star-I'm sorry.

Steve starts fake crying, Star tries to comfort him, and then he kisses her, she pulls him off and runs off like she is about to throw up. Seth and Steve watch her and laugh,

Stinky Steve-Yuck, what the he-ll is this stuff you are making me wear!

Seth-Garbage.

Stinky Steve-Oh smells worst! So how again is torturing Star on this reality show suppose to make you win her.

Seth-It's complicated, but basically I am going to make her have the week from he-ll then swoop in and play the hero and she will fall in love with me and so will the audience and at the end when the viewers vote on who should be our love interest, they will vote me to be hers and hers to be mine, then I can really make her fall for me.

Stinky Steve-What if the audience votes someone else yours and hers!

Seth-They won't! Ok Who else is more perfect for Star than Me, Magna!

Stinky Steve-I don't know, alot can happen.

A few blocks away....

Star just walked back into the room she supposedly shares with Max, after vomiting after Stinky Steve kissed her. When she enters the rooms is dark and she can't see what's going on, but then she hears moving and moaning and quickly hides.

Sam-Max stop.

Max-Why, your my boyfriend now, it's cool.

Sam-Max look as much as I'm turned on right now, I can't.

Max quickly turns on the light. And She is half dressed and so is Sam. She sits next to him and looks all serious.

Max-OMG please don't tell me it isn't working, because is it me! Am I not sexy enough! I can be sexier, look!

Max gets up and attempts to do a sexy stripper thing, but trips and falls on her butt. Sam laughs, but Max looks asshamed and starts crying, Sam stops and feels bad.

Sam-Look Max, I can't do this not because it won't work, but because i;m....

Max-Gay! OMG I turned you gay! OMG! This is not the first time! Not even the second!

Sam-No Max I'm not gay. I'm a.....Virgin, ok! I'm a virgin! You happy now!

Max stares shocked.

Max-But you dated alot of girls!

Sam-Yeah, and when it got time for se-x I panicked, and would make up an excuse.

Max-Wow...Your sure your not gay?

Sam-No, believe me, I thought the same thing, but nope not, I think I am just waiting for the right girl or some cra-p, so I can't do it with you Max. I know your like alot more experienced then me and stuff, but if that's what you want from me, it's not going to happen.

Max smiles at Sam then kisses him.

Max-No. That's not what I want from you. I want so much more.

Sam-Ok, but can you please not tell anyone I'm a virgin!

Max-I won't! But you know just because your a virgin, doesn't mean you can't do other stuff.

Then Max smiles at Sam and starts to undue his pants, but then Star screams and runs out the closet, Max and Sam jump when she comes out. They all stare at each other.

Star-Sorry, there was something moving in the closet.

Sam looks at Star mean.

Written by Jerri